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2009/1/26

20/1/2009 老公太有才了

 
折腾了一个多月,上次扭伤的右脚和由此连累到的左脚左肩终于有了好转的迹象。以前真还不太信中医,不过这次久病乱投医,在去了物理治疗中心3个星期都没有明显好转后,决定去试试中医。还真不错,人家老先生扎了几针(针灸),把脚上上了些草药,开了补血顺气的中药,并要求我平时清淡饮食,这才两天,还真管用!左脚和左肩都疼得小很多了,走路都基本恢复正常姿势了。虽然这中药真不是一般的苦,不过只要管用,苦也高兴啊!
 
前几日早上公司同事发给我一篇“每日箴言”,是关于我们妻子伟大的,如下:
 
Quote of the day:
 
”Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
 
为了让老公回家再多干点活,我把上面的文字转发给了老公。下午老公发了邮件过来,把上面的文字改编为关于丈夫伟大的表述。哎,老公太有才了!
 
Quote of the day - second:
 
”Whatever you give a man, he will make greater.
If you give him a baby, he'll give you a family.
If you give him a family, he'll give you a house.
If you give him groceries, he'll give you a delicious meal even better than what you can do(especially a Chinese man from northern part of China).
If you give him a smile, he'll give you his worm hug.
he multiplies and enlarges what is given to him.
So, if you give him just only a kiss, be ready to receive billions of sperm…………………………………………………………………